Entitled woman hounds customer for their Nintendo Switch after they already bought it, he sneezes in her face: 'The look on her face was priceless'

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    Entitled woman thinks she'll have my new console...

    ok so when the Nintendo switch 2 got released, I went in after work to pick it up, i had 4 days off to play so yay, the employee knows me and asks am I here to pick up my switch I say yep and she goes to the back to get it for me.
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    as im waiting em walks in and asks the other employee for a switch 2 for her kid, he tells her they are sold out but she can preorder for the next shipment in a couple of weeks, nope she wants one now, at this point mine has come out and getting bagged up, she looks at me when I'm passed my bag and asks me for it.
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    I tell her no it's mine, she tells me it's for her son and he deserves it for geting all A's, well I have read a lot about these Karens I tell her that this is for my son and he got A+. so I walkout the door with my switch she follows me and we argue back and forth a bit.
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    I will mention today my allergies have been acting up, so as she starts another tirade to why her son needs my switch 2 more than my "son" I feel a build up for a sneeze now normally I sneeze into a tissue but today she was me off, I just wanted to go home and play my new console, so I sneezed very forcefully all over her her face which was covered in my snot, I did feel a bit bad, so I said ohh im sorry this CO ID is kicking my b t.
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    The look on her face was priceless and gave me a ped off look and stormed off, I hightailed it to my car and went home to setup and play some Mario kart
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    Commenters chimed in with their thoughts... and punchlines.

    CoderJoe1 3d ago That snot funny
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    kmflushing ⚫ 3d ago I'm imagining the horror on her face as she got misted and slimed.
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    MD-Pepper • 2d ago Don't get me wrong, love that she got sprayed when she was being a ride entitled witch. But you gotta be careful okay? That can be considered assault and she could have very easily called the cops on you. (And I somehow doubt 'well she followed me into the parking lot demanding my console' would be much of a defense.)
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    Corrie7686 · 2d ago . Did she walk away muttering under her breath? That's the most important detail.
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    Cold-Jackfruit1076 2d ago While she was entitled, you're very lucky that she's apparently not familiar with the legal system. In most jurisdictions, that's misdemeanor battery.
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    CAMSTONEFOX • 2d ago I would have doubled the price (with tax) and said "cash only." If they haggled, walked away saying "You're not a very good mother, making promises to your kid that you have no intention to keep."
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    Academic_Dig_1567. 2d ago You could have offered it to her for $2000 cash.
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    Yotsuya_san • 2d ago She may be entitled, but she never laid hands on you. You, meanwhile, intentionally sneezed on her, covering her face with your biological matter in the process?
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    Way to loose any sympothy from me here. Because that, my "friend," is assault. The entitled woman had no right to your Switch 2, of course. But she would have had every right at that point to call the police on you. And even if you fled the scene, presumably since you were picking up a pre-order, the police could have gotten your info from the game store.
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    Consider yourself lucky she was probably too shocked/disgusted/stupid to do that, and knock this sh out.
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    Solnse 2d ago $5000 would make the next few weeks easy to wait for another. That would've shut her up. Then you could tell her, "What, your kid isn't worth $5k?"
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    ancom328 · 2d ago First mistake Acknowledged her. Second mistake --- Kept on engaging her. Third mistake --- Well maybe not a mistake... Sneezed all over her face.
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    OldOpera HouseMan 3d ago "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you"
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    Scribbleuk • 3d ago "Sure thing, it's yours for $1000. Cash only."
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    Any-Instruction-2251 2d ago Wow yall are both pretty ridiculous ngl.

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